i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
in german its erdapfel, which also means earth apple.
is it just me or is will graham hella cute
#YOU LET US ALL DOWN HERE MAN #HOW ARE BOTH OF YOU SO BAD AT HEARTHANDS? #WHY ARE YOUR THUMBS ON TOP? #WHY ARE YOU JUST MAKING AN AWKWARD TRIANGLE? #IS THIS BECAUSE YOU’RE BAD AT MATH? #THIS ISN’T GEOMETRY BUTTONS #YOU HAVE GIANT KING CRAB HANDS THIS SHOULD BE REALLY EASY FOR YOU #OH BUDDY #BLESS YOUR HEART #HEMSWORTH & HIDDLESTON: HANDSOMELY BAD AT HEARTHANDS #I MOCK BECAUSE I CARE (via thefangirlhood)
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
actually no, i think it’s for the best, pluto was a fucking nerd planet and i don’t want it in my solar system
“I like this torch. It is a very nice torch.”
"Torches are cool."
torches are cool
"It’s like a mini Torchwood"
i remember thinking “matt it’s fucking fire please don’t drop it “
Supernatural 7x12 “Time After Time After Time” Deleted Scene
WHY WOULD YOU EVER DELETE JENSEN IN A WAISTCOAT
if you’re ever sad just remember that osric chau freely wrote fan fiction in which kevin tran mutates into a radioactive ninja turtle after sam dean and crowley sing him happy birthday